From One Drama to the Next
We seem to be buffeted from one explosive story to another. No sooner has the election fever and stories about politicians and their shady dealings faded and become as exciting as yesterday’s cold pudding, than yet another feast of intrigue is presented by the royals (we won’t mention the other one).
Get you down, or get you going?
It could wear you down, make you feel everything is wrong and fearful of what’s coming next. Or you could ignore it all and decide you’re going to go your own way. Turn off the news, shun the daily rags and get out and do something that’s exciting and fun. You don’t need to announce it on Twitter, or even consult the head of the family. You can just get out there and do it. You don’t even need to go to Canada, because we have all the excitement and fun you need right here in the UK and Ireland. Just jump onto Geronigo® and go!
A Veritable Royal Amongst the Ordinary
With the most comprehensive and largest activity network across the UK and Ireland, Geronigo® is definitely the premier activity provider with no others coming close. You could say we are the royals amongst activity providers, in fact. So, get the royal treatment when you book with Geronigo® because we have the pedigree and the presence to make your next activity adventure truly spectacular.
Experience and Endurance Counts
Established in 1998, Geronigo® books thousands of people into activities from individuals, family get-togethers, stag parties, hen dos and corporate events. Just like most of the royal family, Geronigo® has endured for over 20 years (the royals just a bit longer!) because they have the pedigree, a history of exemplary service and are highly respected and trusted by the people of the UK and Ireland.
Accessibility and Approachability
The British Royals are not quite as accessible as Geronigo® activities because Geronigo® offer the convenience of live availability, instant and secure online bookings 24/7 or, if preferred, through the company’s dedicated booking office where Geronigo ®’s knowledgeable team offer a personalised information and booking service. The royal family probably need a bit more notice.
Put it in Your Pocket
The Queen doesn’t carry money, so she probably doesn’t have a mobile phone in that bag of hers either. It’s a shame, because if she did, she could join the thousands of people that have already download the Geronigo® App. It would mean that when her errant family got her down, and she wanted to escape, she could instantly book an activity to get away from it all. Perhaps she would like a champagne hot air balloon flight above London, then she could drift above the world and Buck Palace and let them all just get on with it.
By CJ